- brain: d o your motherf uck ing homework jesus chrIST youll feel S O MUCH BETTER whe n its done
- literally every other body part/organ/cell: NEEHHHH
- brain: oh m Y GOD
new aesthetic: man covered in cacti, surrounded by confused police
I don’t understand this aesthetic.
neither do the police
(via simon-saying)
colossus-needs-to-be-protected:
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
the-masters-shadow hahahahahahahhaahhahahahaa pffffdf
This is such a beautiful thing
I WANT TO REBLOG THIS 5 TIMES
This is so weird. It can’t be true, right?
I mean, I would try, but I don’t have any hats around. Will this work?
Hmm, let’s see…
WHAT TH E ACTUAL F U C K IT DOES
The only thing good about this update it that I can see these masterpieces
wait a minute…
this thing
probably doesn’t work
with
wigs
OH GAHHD IM LOSING MY HEAD- LITERALLY
The wig 😂😂😂 dying
(via simon-saying)
- *Chris Traeger Voice*: My life is LITerally falling apart
the idea of anyone having feelings for me is so abstract ?? like me … possibly DATING in the future ??? someone I like who likes me BACK ??? iconic
(via i-aint-even-bovvered)

























































